I wish my penis had an off switch
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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