what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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