I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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