Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Michael Bay diarrhea
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
the liver wants what the liver wants
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