The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
So squirting runs in the family.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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