i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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