Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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