At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You made out with two different species that night
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
