belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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