we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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