You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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