There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize