just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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