idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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