like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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