butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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