Fuck appropriateness.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
