If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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