and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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