doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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