We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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