The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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