he wants to bone in the snuggie
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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