this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
