I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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