bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Randomize
