I just saw a hot homeless man
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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