Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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