last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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