If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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