She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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