lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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