Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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