I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
