I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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