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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate

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(501): View more from Arkansas

recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.

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(+61): View more from Australia

We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.

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(315): View more from New York

someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this

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(512): View more from Texas

I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.

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(785): View more from Kansas

After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.

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(214): View more from Texas

NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS

(630): View more from Illinois

Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND

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