I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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