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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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