I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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