Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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