We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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