I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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