My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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