awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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