Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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