I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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