How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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