Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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