im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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