babies were throwing up all over the place
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Dicks are not precious.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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