Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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