she kept yelling 'call me bella'
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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