is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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