New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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