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my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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