Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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